*snorts* We've established the evilness of your cat in the past. Prosecution rests, your Honour.
See, you say that and my brain immediately leaps to bizarre cloning/genetic modification experiments designed to merge all the pretty into one huge mega-pretty that can be sent to smash Tokoyo.
I had a lazy day. I ask you, can you think of a better way to spend a Sunday?
*snorts* You want me to write a fic that may well actually include the word 'wensen' within the actual body of the text? And you want a "siubhlach Saturday afternoon creature feature"? You are both demanding and insane!
And crawling around inside my head. How do you DO that?
D'you know, first birthday ever with no pressies (discounting virtual ones of course). It was very bizarre...
*laughs* You know, I was sure I had typed 'double bill' in that. Obviously mind was still boggling over the idea.
So...I need to just stop telling you these things then, yeah?
Are you kidding? My friends and family suck big stylee when it comes to buying pressies and I always end up with a load of crap I don't want. Not only have a avoided that, I now have carte blanche to buy NOTHING for the next year. I say winner!
I don't know if you could because who knows in what random sentence the 'FIC THAT' card will come into play. For instance we could innocently be talking about fruit and then...BAM.
But...but...gifts are the bestest thing ever. You've just got to have pre-birthday tactics. 1. prepare a list of all the things you want 2. tell friends you have a list of things you want (loudly & often) & if they deviate from it they will make baby Jesus will cry 3. Tell your parents you want stuff from the internet which they won't know how to get so they'll give you a spending limit & you can order things yourself Although you do then have to buy return gifts but still..They're so shiny & pretty & I love them....
True, true. The 'fic that' card is stealthy and insidious.
There are problems with that though: 1) There isn't anything I particularly want (at least, not that's viable for a birthday list) 2) My friends don't take 'hints' well 3) *grins* To be fair I tend to get cash from the parents anyway. Just not this time 'cause it's being combined with a christmas pressie to pay towards my holiday in January.
What can I say hon? I just don't get excited about pressies... And I notice that your birthday appears to be some sort of state secret reserved for eyes only. You don't want random pressies?
See, this is where its so much easier for me. There's always about 80000000000 new films from Hong Kong, Japan & Korea that I want to see.
If they don't take hints, just tell them. They're your friends already so need need to be polite. An "I want XXXXXXX or I'll scream" should suffice :-)
Yeah. Cash for a holiday is a good call. Is it the skiing in Jan?
State secret? Nope. My birthday is on 14/9 but I start getting excited & talking about in in July. For most of August I'm pretty much vibrating around like a five year old on a sugar high and annoying everyone by telling them they have to get me gifts even if I've only just me them. I like to think its cute & adorable to be that enthusiastic & in no way annoying or slightly scary.
Films are good, but the problem is I get a little anal about which dvds get bought ("No, no, I want the super ultimate deluxe edition, not the deluxe super ultimate edition...") and I do not do one disc crappy versions with no special features. This does not tie in well with the cheap-skatedness of the people I know and therefore it's just easier to buy my own.
Ha. You haven't met my friends. I refer you back to my description on this weekend on todays email. I garuntee there would be huffing ad pouting and sulking and I don't need that type of juvenile hassle in my life.
Oh yes. For which I have had to join the gym in order to avoid it killing me on the first day!
*laughs* At least it's not fricking April/May like everybody else! Given my predeliction to produce something for people's birthdays, I am finding May irksome! And there you go, that's something we don't have in common. Because this year I made it to May 10 before I mentioned that it was my birthday the next day to anyone (I think - although it may have come up in LJ coversations before that but those don't count since LJ is all about the big notifications!)
The problem you have there is that cute and adorable is annoying :D
Oooh. We're yin yanging it again. I always want the full uncut film but I really don't care about special features as they're, 9 times out of 10, duller than the dullest thing you could ever be bored by. I really don't care how the score was put together or how the computer nerds made the fx or for horrible soundbite clips. Ick. Also, on the asian films the extras aren't usually subtitled...
Obviously, there are exceptions for things like Supernatural where I got the american ones to get all the shiny extras.
I'm a very complex woman.
Also you could get around them by emailing a link directly to the product page of something you want on Amazon or Play with a big 'get me this' note. That way, you will have saved them so much effort they'll be grateful & will happily buy you what you desire. It's win win.
Grrrr. Magic box wont let me get into email yet. *sulks*
Oh! Gym. My condolences.
I know!!! Someone pointed out that I always post on peoples birthdays (true) so now I'm going to have to find lots of (semi) interesting things to talk about. Hassle. I see lots of cat posts in my future. Still - way easier than fics yes i will demand one too :-P But you know your birthday appeared on my lj list like a couple of weeks before too.
Not when its me. You're forgetting all my superpowers. And that I'm secretly evil so I wear my disguise well.
Okay, here is my guide to special features: 'Making of featurettes': Frustrating as all hell. Stop fecking up my suspension of disbelief, dammit. Also, they far too regularly include people talking shit (Peter Jackson, take note). Featurettes relating to music/special effects/puppet making/role of the tea boy: Boring. Mind-numbingly, bone-jarringly tedious. These are not interesting subjects. Shut the feck up. Featurettes relating to fight sequences/dance choreography: Interesting. I like these. Most especially when they involve the star falling on his arse trying to master the supercool combat moves. Gag/Blooper Reels: SQUEE. I adores them, big stylee :) Deleted scenes: Ooooh, more yummy. Gimme, gimme, gimme Commentaries: Why in the name of all that is good and holy would I want to watch the film with some dozy fool talking over the top of it, all the way through? I have killed people for less! Theatrical trailer: I have an odd fondness for watching these after I have seen the film, mostly to assess how much they lied to me!
Fear that I may miss some of the ones I like mean that I have to buy with all the features included. I am anal like that.
You'd think wouldn't you? 'Buy me this' is a pretty comprehensive instruction. Doesn't work. Cause they go to find-dvd.co.uk and buy the cheapest version available instead. Or wait too long and end up going to HMV and buying whichever version is available...
Beat it with sticks!
Thank you. Off there later today *shudders* What an evil thing to do on a Sunday.
Pain in the ass isn't it? Anyway, how is that any different from a normal day? I know, I think it's because you get the next three visible. But my birthday is also visible on my profile I think, whereas yours isn't. I have a sneaking suspicion I won't get an LJ notification for yours...
Of course, how could I be so foolish (I blame the Sunday phenomenon)
You know, this might be the world's longest comment...
Here's my view: 'Making of featurettes': A chop shop of talking head clips usually seen on every TV show that covers movies for at least 2 months before both the cinema & dvd release. That can fuck right off. Featurettes relating to music/special effects/puppet making/role of the tea boy: Couldn't agree with you more. Featurettes relating to fight sequences/dance choreography: Only good if your cast includes Jet Li or Jackie Chan. Otherwise its just embarrassing. Gag/Blooper Reels: Yup. Best bit. if its a comedy, than this is usually funnier than the film. Deleted scenes: If they weren't good enough for the film then I dont wanna see them. Commentaries: Only good if its Joss Whedon or Kevin Smith (sorry j2 - you were kind of boring!) Theatrical trailer: I always watch these before the film so I know what I'm going to see (but I also read the end of a book first so, hey, continuity) Plus: The importance of this film documentary: Only good for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre otherwise the film is unimportant & no one cares
Aww dude. At this point I feel for you & your wallet.
Oh! I guess its easier for me as they can't chose to be lazy because HMV isn't great for its Korean cinema section :-) Also my friends expect the same kind of thing so fair's fair.
I think I took it off in a moment of paranoia that rl people could recognise me...not that I think they go trolling fanfic sites that much. I may change it as I couldn't miss out on the birthday love. Then I'd have to have a tantrum & I think my smokers lungs are way to small for that. *laughs* its okay. I'll remind you anyway. Several times.
One response to that - on the deleted scenes one I keep running into situations where my response to seeing the removed sequences is "Oh! That's how it was supposed to go! Makes sense now!" Hollywood editors are very, very stupid!
It's okay. I am anal and patient and I wait until they're cheap :D
Yeah, see, my friends like to not mention their birthdays, then play the guilt trip. Although housemate did buy me Stardust on DVD today as a late pressie, so yay!
*grins* I decided I just didn't care. So I write gay porn? Deal with it. Or go forth. Your call...
Reminders are good. I like reminders. I have a memory like a sieve!
*hee* We must watch really different films because all the ones I've seen are just dull dull dull bits of dialogue or random bits of people walking! Yawnsville.
Man, I wish I could do that. I'm always far too impatient for things I want & always end up spending loads to get things on the day of release. But at lease I don't queue outside shops from 4 in the morning...
Yay. Late presents are good. They extend the celebrations & then you get to feel like your birthday lasts forever.
Mine crashed first. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (see how grumpy I am)
I have a new theory about that. But I mentioned it in my response to your other post...
Oh no, often I agree with you. But occasionally there is a whole moment of revelation that makes it worth it. Oh, and I totally forgot alternative endings. I love alternative endings. They regularly lead to projectile coffee snorting.
Unlike legions of Harry Potter fans. For a book that by all accounts isn't that good (I gave up after the shitness of book six...)
This is true. Apparently there is also random presentage waiting at the parents for me to pick up next time I'm there. So, that would be my birthday stretching to July!
Aw, poor you. Here, stare at the pretty Jensen, it'll make you feel better.
Far too vague. I wordcounted (and in no way just estimated based on rough size, no sir, not me).
Okay, I'll agree on the projectile snorting but usually that's because the type of film that has an alternative ending is so shoddy that it's hard to believe anyone managed to come up with a crappier version.
Or gamers...or the weird people on the news the other day that were queuing for trainers. WTF.
Oooh. Do you know what it's going to be? *exciting*
Yup. Pretty Jensen really does ease pain. I'm going to make my fortune by marketing his face as a cure all remedy. Icon is very very yummy.
Pfft. Proof please! Otherwise its pistols at dawn.
Dungeons & Dragons amused me. Because (from a gamer's perspective) that film was goddamn awful, but the alternative ending on the dvd is BETTER than the one they actually used *headdesk*
I believe the appropriate phrasing at this point has to be...sad bastards.
No idea. It's from my nan though, so I'm not holding out hope that it will be anything other than freaking bizarre!
Really! Man I've never seen that happen. Though I can't really imagine someone spending more money to get a second ending for 'The Thing With Two Heads'.
*agrees*
Oh awesome! Grandmas give brilliantly odd gifts that you never knew you wanted until you finally figured out what it was. *envies you*
Oh yeah? Prove it!
'Cos I'm sooooooo bringing it! It's on! (does a water pistol count?)
Nah. It'll be wrapped up and I'm not that bothered. I'll find out in July.
True. But the advantage to the interwebs is that you can't see me, so you can imagine me with effective pupp-eyes. Especially now that I've put the idea in your head. See, effective manipulation with minimal effort :D
Man, even if I didn't think a present was going to be good, I still wouldn't be able to resist. You have mad present resisting skills. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified!
Pfft. I'm not believing a word of it. Especially as I know you're typing that while thinking mwah ha ha. I'm not falling for your games sistah!
Oh! You should be. I've been told by cruel and powerful men that the only thing they fear in the depth of their cold shrivelled hearts is ME. Dun dun dun.
ps I just made that last bit up :-)
pps but do you really think you could resist capitulating to my army of Jensens?
Hey! I wasn't that specific! Sometimes they involve other actors...
No, I just have a soft spot for you. You're my achilles heel in the plan to take over the world (I figured it would be better to have an achilles heel that wasn't going to result in the failure of all my plotting...)
Sometimes...the interweb lies. And I have ovaries of titanium! (and now I have to say EW!)
Pfft. No they don't. Isn't there some law that all the biggest brashest Hollywood blockbusters have The Cruisester in there somewhere. or, heaven forbid, the Hanks. WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR forrest gump.
Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
Nah. Sometimes they have Nic Cage...I agree on the Forrest Gump thing though. And will add The Green Mile to that. Hollywood should not be allowed to touch anything written by Stephen King. Ever.
So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
Yuck! I dislike him too, with his funny voice and creepy receding hair (which seems to have migrated to his chest). Ick. Ick. Ick...unless he's in a David Lynch film & then I guess he's okay.
Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
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Date: 2008-05-11 05:27 pm (UTC)See, the look on it's face? Reveals the intrinsically evil nature of the feline.
Either that or someone just took it's dinner away!
Oooh, I can has Wentworth? Really? Joy! *beams*
Thanks hon!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-12 10:10 pm (UTC)Yup. He's all yours. I won't even try to find any loopholes on that one (but I still claim any Wentworth Jensens).
Welcome :-) Did you have a coolio day?
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Date: 2008-05-13 12:54 pm (UTC)See, you say that and my brain immediately leaps to bizarre cloning/genetic modification experiments designed to merge all the pretty into one huge mega-pretty that can be sent to smash Tokoyo.
I had a lazy day. I ask you, can you think of a better way to spend a Sunday?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-13 08:07 pm (UTC)And you know what I say in reply...FIC THAT BABY. I'd love a wensen monster fic. It could be on a double-bill with the zombie one!!!! Awesome.
Nope. That sounds pretty much like mine. Except without gifts :-(
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-13 08:43 pm (UTC)*snorts* You want me to write a fic that may well actually include the word 'wensen' within the actual body of the text? And you want a "siubhlach Saturday afternoon creature feature"? You are both demanding and insane!
And crawling around inside my head. How do you DO that?
D'you know, first birthday ever with no pressies (discounting virtual ones of course). It was very bizarre...
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-14 06:43 pm (UTC)YUP. A "siubhlach Saturday afternoon creature feature DOUBLE BILL"!
*blushes* It's a skill. You say something silly & then I go FIC THAT THANG & then you go "nooooooo...er yes" See. Skill.
What! No! Presents are the bestest thing in the world ever! (except for kittens & Jensen). You should sulk & demand some.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-14 07:13 pm (UTC)*laughs* You know, I was sure I had typed 'double bill' in that. Obviously mind was still boggling over the idea.
So...I need to just stop telling you these things then, yeah?
Are you kidding? My friends and family suck big stylee when it comes to buying pressies and I always end up with a load of crap I don't want. Not only have a avoided that, I now have carte blanche to buy NOTHING for the next year. I say winner!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-17 10:12 am (UTC)But...but...gifts are the bestest thing ever. You've just got to have pre-birthday tactics.
1. prepare a list of all the things you want
2. tell friends you have a list of things you want (loudly & often) & if they deviate from it they will make baby Jesus will cry
3. Tell your parents you want stuff from the internet which they won't know how to get so they'll give you a spending limit & you can order things yourself
Although you do then have to buy return gifts but still..They're so shiny & pretty & I love them....
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-17 11:20 am (UTC)There are problems with that though:
1) There isn't anything I particularly want (at least, not that's viable for a birthday list)
2) My friends don't take 'hints' well
3) *grins* To be fair I tend to get cash from the parents anyway. Just not this time 'cause it's being combined with a christmas pressie to pay towards my holiday in January.
What can I say hon? I just don't get excited about pressies...
And I notice that your birthday appears to be some sort of state secret reserved for eyes only. You don't want random pressies?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-18 10:39 am (UTC)See, this is where its so much easier for me. There's always about 80000000000 new films from Hong Kong, Japan & Korea that I want to see.
If they don't take hints, just tell them. They're your friends already so need need to be polite. An "I want XXXXXXX or I'll scream" should suffice :-)
Yeah. Cash for a holiday is a good call. Is it the skiing in Jan?
State secret? Nope. My birthday is on 14/9 but I start getting excited & talking about in in July. For most of August I'm pretty much vibrating around like a five year old on a sugar high and annoying everyone by telling them they have to get me gifts even if I've only just me them. I like to think its cute & adorable to be that enthusiastic & in no way annoying or slightly scary.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-18 11:41 am (UTC)Ha. You haven't met my friends. I refer you back to my description on this weekend on todays email. I garuntee there would be huffing ad pouting and sulking and I don't need that type of juvenile hassle in my life.
Oh yes. For which I have had to join the gym in order to avoid it killing me on the first day!
*laughs* At least it's not fricking April/May like everybody else! Given my predeliction to produce something for people's birthdays, I am finding May irksome! And there you go, that's something we don't have in common. Because this year I made it to May 10 before I mentioned that it was my birthday the next day to anyone (I think - although it may have come up in LJ coversations before that but those don't count since LJ is all about the big notifications!)
The problem you have there is that cute and adorable is annoying :D
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Date: 2008-05-18 12:47 pm (UTC)Obviously, there are exceptions for things like Supernatural where I got the american ones to get all the shiny extras.
I'm a very complex woman.
Also you could get around them by emailing a link directly to the product page of something you want on Amazon or Play with a big 'get me this' note. That way, you will have saved them so much effort they'll be grateful & will happily buy you what you desire. It's win win.
Grrrr. Magic box wont let me get into email yet. *sulks*
Oh! Gym. My condolences.
I know!!! Someone pointed out that I always post on peoples birthdays (true) so now I'm going to have to find lots of (semi) interesting things to talk about. Hassle. I see lots of cat posts in my future. Still - way easier than fics yes i will demand one too :-P But you know your birthday appeared on my lj list like a couple of weeks before too.
Not when its me. You're forgetting all my superpowers. And that I'm secretly evil so I wear my disguise well.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-18 02:30 pm (UTC)'Making of featurettes': Frustrating as all hell. Stop fecking up my suspension of disbelief, dammit. Also, they far too regularly include people talking shit (Peter Jackson, take note).
Featurettes relating to music/special effects/puppet making/role of the tea boy: Boring. Mind-numbingly, bone-jarringly tedious. These are not interesting subjects. Shut the feck up.
Featurettes relating to fight sequences/dance choreography: Interesting. I like these. Most especially when they involve the star falling on his arse trying to master the supercool combat moves.
Gag/Blooper Reels: SQUEE. I adores them, big stylee :)
Deleted scenes: Ooooh, more yummy. Gimme, gimme, gimme
Commentaries: Why in the name of all that is good and holy would I want to watch the film with some dozy fool talking over the top of it, all the way through? I have killed people for less!
Theatrical trailer: I have an odd fondness for watching these after I have seen the film, mostly to assess how much they lied to me!
Fear that I may miss some of the ones I like mean that I have to buy with all the features included. I am anal like that.
You'd think wouldn't you? 'Buy me this' is a pretty comprehensive instruction. Doesn't work. Cause they go to find-dvd.co.uk and buy the cheapest version available instead. Or wait too long and end up going to HMV and buying whichever version is available...
Beat it with sticks!
Thank you. Off there later today *shudders* What an evil thing to do on a Sunday.
Pain in the ass isn't it? Anyway, how is that any different from a normal day? I know, I think it's because you get the next three visible. But my birthday is also visible on my profile I think, whereas yours isn't. I have a sneaking suspicion I won't get an LJ notification for yours...
Of course, how could I be so foolish (I blame the Sunday phenomenon)
You know, this might be the world's longest comment...
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-19 09:52 pm (UTC)Here's my view:
'Making of featurettes': A chop shop of talking head clips usually seen on every TV show that covers movies for at least 2 months before both the cinema & dvd release. That can fuck right off.
Featurettes relating to music/special effects/puppet making/role of the tea boy: Couldn't agree with you more.
Featurettes relating to fight sequences/dance choreography: Only good if your cast includes Jet Li or Jackie Chan. Otherwise its just embarrassing.
Gag/Blooper Reels: Yup. Best bit. if its a comedy, than this is usually funnier than the film.
Deleted scenes: If they weren't good enough for the film then I dont wanna see them.
Commentaries: Only good if its Joss Whedon or Kevin Smith (sorry j2 - you were kind of boring!)
Theatrical trailer: I always watch these before the film so I know what I'm going to see (but I also read the end of a book first so, hey, continuity)
Plus:
The importance of this film documentary: Only good for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre otherwise the film is unimportant & no one cares
Aww dude. At this point I feel for you & your wallet.
Oh! I guess its easier for me as they can't chose to be lazy because HMV isn't great for its Korean cinema section :-) Also my friends expect the same kind of thing so fair's fair.
I think I took it off in a moment of paranoia that rl people could recognise me...not that I think they go trolling fanfic sites that much. I may change it as I couldn't miss out on the birthday love. Then I'd have to have a tantrum & I think my smokers lungs are way to small for that. *laughs* its okay. I'll remind you anyway. Several times.
Or is this longer?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-19 10:26 pm (UTC)One response to that - on the deleted scenes one I keep running into situations where my response to seeing the removed sequences is "Oh! That's how it was supposed to go! Makes sense now!" Hollywood editors are very, very stupid!
It's okay. I am anal and patient and I wait until they're cheap :D
Yeah, see, my friends like to not mention their birthdays, then play the guilt trip. Although housemate did buy me Stardust on DVD today as a late pressie, so yay!
*grins* I decided I just didn't care. So I write gay porn? Deal with it. Or go forth. Your call...
Reminders are good. I like reminders. I have a memory like a sieve!
Please! It's obviously a poor second!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-20 07:16 pm (UTC)*hee* We must watch really different films because all the ones I've seen are just dull dull dull bits of dialogue or random bits of people walking! Yawnsville.
Man, I wish I could do that. I'm always far too impatient for things I want & always end up spending loads to get things on the day of release. But at lease I don't queue outside shops from 4 in the morning...
Yay. Late presents are good. They extend the celebrations & then you get to feel like your birthday lasts forever.
Mine crashed first. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (see how grumpy I am)
Pfft. Did you do a line count?
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Date: 2008-05-20 10:20 pm (UTC)Oh no, often I agree with you. But occasionally there is a whole moment of revelation that makes it worth it. Oh, and I totally forgot alternative endings. I love alternative endings. They regularly lead to projectile coffee snorting.
Unlike legions of Harry Potter fans. For a book that by all accounts isn't that good (I gave up after the shitness of book six...)
This is true. Apparently there is also random presentage waiting at the parents for me to pick up next time I'm there. So, that would be my birthday stretching to July!
Aw, poor you. Here, stare at the pretty Jensen, it'll make you feel better.
Far too vague. I wordcounted (and in no way just estimated based on rough size, no sir, not me).
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-21 09:22 pm (UTC)Or gamers...or the weird people on the news the other day that were queuing for trainers. WTF.
Oooh. Do you know what it's going to be? *exciting*
Yup. Pretty Jensen really does ease pain. I'm going to make my fortune by marketing his face as a cure all remedy. Icon is very very yummy.
Pfft. Proof please! Otherwise its pistols at dawn.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-23 09:16 am (UTC)I believe the appropriate phrasing at this point has to be...sad bastards.
No idea. It's from my nan though, so I'm not holding out hope that it will be anything other than freaking bizarre!
Hey! That was my idea! Idea-stealing wench!
Bring it (do you actually own a pistol?)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-23 09:29 pm (UTC)*agrees*
Oh awesome! Grandmas give brilliantly odd gifts that you never knew you wanted until you finally figured out what it was. *envies you*
Oh yeah? Prove it!
'Cos I'm sooooooo bringing it! It's on! (does a water pistol count?)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-24 11:35 am (UTC)Um...not my grandmother. She has...eclectic (read: god awful) taste in everything!
You don't trust me? *big, sad, puppy-dog eyes*
Pistols at dawn! (yeah, yeah sure, absolutely *wicked smirk*)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-25 06:37 pm (UTC)Do you know what it is yet?
Mwah ha ha. Of course I trust you! (But you know you already told me you couldn't do puppy eyes!)
Whatever. I'm a deadly shot shooting...or something.
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-26 08:40 am (UTC)Nah. It'll be wrapped up and I'm not that bothered. I'll find out in July.
True. But the advantage to the interwebs is that you can't see me, so you can imagine me with effective pupp-eyes. Especially now that I've put the idea in your head. See, effective manipulation with minimal effort :D
I'm quaking in my boots...
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-27 07:55 pm (UTC)Man, even if I didn't think a present was going to be good, I still wouldn't be able to resist. You have mad present resisting skills. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified!
Pfft. I'm not believing a word of it. Especially as I know you're typing that while thinking mwah ha ha. I'm not falling for your games sistah!
Oh! You should be. I've been told by cruel and powerful men that the only thing they fear in the depth of their cold shrivelled hearts is ME. Dun dun dun.
ps I just made that last bit up :-)
pps but do you really think you could resist capitulating to my army of Jensens?
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-27 10:54 pm (UTC)It's the result of too many horrific disappointments - I wouldn't be too impressed.
Dammit. Note to self, try harder next time. And be more mysterious.
Why would I want to resist? I welcome an army of Jensens with open arms!
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Aww. Pets you.
Mwah ha ha. I'm eviler than you :-P
Um...because you fear them? (Too much pretty = ovaries exploding according to the interweb)
(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-31 04:28 pm (UTC)No, I just have a soft spot for you. You're my achilles heel in the plan to take over the world (I figured it would be better to have an achilles heel that wasn't going to result in the failure of all my plotting...)
Sometimes...the interweb lies. And I have ovaries of titanium! (and now I have to say EW!)
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Date: 2008-05-31 06:15 pm (UTC)Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
I'm EWing with you. And also laughing. A lot.
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Date: 2008-06-01 03:36 am (UTC)So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
*grins* I can admit to cracking a small smile too
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:06 pm (UTC)Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
Good for you :-)
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)Espcially since they make them badly.
Gee, thanks. That means I get no pretties. No wonder I'm bad!
Lies and crap go hand in hand. I thought you knew that?
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Date: 2008-06-02 09:43 pm (UTC)Oh god yes.
No...but you get to concentrate on evilness & planning while me & the naked boys talk about unicorns and rainbows. See. It all works so nicely.
But some lies are pretty. Like when they tell us ht the pretty boys are nekkid & touching each other.
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Date: 2008-06-03 09:04 pm (UTC)It's all very nice - except that I get no naked pretties. This is not a good thing you know. Evil masterminding does require inspiration!
Those are lies? *wide-eyed horror*
(oh, come on, I had to say it...)
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:24 pm (UTC)Hee. I can tell you everything they do! See that way you get the inspiration but none of the distraction. I can't believe I'm so selfless. Go me!
*laughs* I know. I would have too.
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Date: 2008-06-05 08:31 pm (UTC)It's all a little bit flat and uninspiring second hand though...
:D
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Date: 2008-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)Pictures?
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Date: 2008-06-08 11:43 am (UTC)Video!