Pfft. No they don't. Isn't there some law that all the biggest brashest Hollywood blockbusters have The Cruisester in there somewhere. or, heaven forbid, the Hanks. WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR forrest gump.
Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
Nah. Sometimes they have Nic Cage...I agree on the Forrest Gump thing though. And will add The Green Mile to that. Hollywood should not be allowed to touch anything written by Stephen King. Ever.
So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
Yuck! I dislike him too, with his funny voice and creepy receding hair (which seems to have migrated to his chest). Ick. Ick. Ick...unless he's in a David Lynch film & then I guess he's okay.
Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
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Date: 2008-05-31 06:15 pm (UTC)Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
I'm EWing with you. And also laughing. A lot.
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Date: 2008-06-01 03:36 am (UTC)So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
*grins* I can admit to cracking a small smile too
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:06 pm (UTC)Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
Good for you :-)
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)Espcially since they make them badly.
Gee, thanks. That means I get no pretties. No wonder I'm bad!
Lies and crap go hand in hand. I thought you knew that?
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Date: 2008-06-02 09:43 pm (UTC)Oh god yes.
No...but you get to concentrate on evilness & planning while me & the naked boys talk about unicorns and rainbows. See. It all works so nicely.
But some lies are pretty. Like when they tell us ht the pretty boys are nekkid & touching each other.
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Date: 2008-06-03 09:04 pm (UTC)It's all very nice - except that I get no naked pretties. This is not a good thing you know. Evil masterminding does require inspiration!
Those are lies? *wide-eyed horror*
(oh, come on, I had to say it...)
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:24 pm (UTC)Hee. I can tell you everything they do! See that way you get the inspiration but none of the distraction. I can't believe I'm so selfless. Go me!
*laughs* I know. I would have too.
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Date: 2008-06-05 08:31 pm (UTC)It's all a little bit flat and uninspiring second hand though...
:D
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Date: 2008-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)Pictures?
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Date: 2008-06-08 11:43 am (UTC)Video!