Really! Man I've never seen that happen. Though I can't really imagine someone spending more money to get a second ending for 'The Thing With Two Heads'.
*agrees*
Oh awesome! Grandmas give brilliantly odd gifts that you never knew you wanted until you finally figured out what it was. *envies you*
Oh yeah? Prove it!
'Cos I'm sooooooo bringing it! It's on! (does a water pistol count?)
Nah. It'll be wrapped up and I'm not that bothered. I'll find out in July.
True. But the advantage to the interwebs is that you can't see me, so you can imagine me with effective pupp-eyes. Especially now that I've put the idea in your head. See, effective manipulation with minimal effort :D
Man, even if I didn't think a present was going to be good, I still wouldn't be able to resist. You have mad present resisting skills. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified!
Pfft. I'm not believing a word of it. Especially as I know you're typing that while thinking mwah ha ha. I'm not falling for your games sistah!
Oh! You should be. I've been told by cruel and powerful men that the only thing they fear in the depth of their cold shrivelled hearts is ME. Dun dun dun.
ps I just made that last bit up :-)
pps but do you really think you could resist capitulating to my army of Jensens?
Hey! I wasn't that specific! Sometimes they involve other actors...
No, I just have a soft spot for you. You're my achilles heel in the plan to take over the world (I figured it would be better to have an achilles heel that wasn't going to result in the failure of all my plotting...)
Sometimes...the interweb lies. And I have ovaries of titanium! (and now I have to say EW!)
Pfft. No they don't. Isn't there some law that all the biggest brashest Hollywood blockbusters have The Cruisester in there somewhere. or, heaven forbid, the Hanks. WHO WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR forrest gump.
Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
Nah. Sometimes they have Nic Cage...I agree on the Forrest Gump thing though. And will add The Green Mile to that. Hollywood should not be allowed to touch anything written by Stephen King. Ever.
So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
Yuck! I dislike him too, with his funny voice and creepy receding hair (which seems to have migrated to his chest). Ick. Ick. Ick...unless he's in a David Lynch film & then I guess he's okay.
Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
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Date: 2008-05-23 09:29 pm (UTC)*agrees*
Oh awesome! Grandmas give brilliantly odd gifts that you never knew you wanted until you finally figured out what it was. *envies you*
Oh yeah? Prove it!
'Cos I'm sooooooo bringing it! It's on! (does a water pistol count?)
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Date: 2008-05-24 11:35 am (UTC)Um...not my grandmother. She has...eclectic (read: god awful) taste in everything!
You don't trust me? *big, sad, puppy-dog eyes*
Pistols at dawn! (yeah, yeah sure, absolutely *wicked smirk*)
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Date: 2008-05-25 06:37 pm (UTC)Do you know what it is yet?
Mwah ha ha. Of course I trust you! (But you know you already told me you couldn't do puppy eyes!)
Whatever. I'm a deadly shot shooting...or something.
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Date: 2008-05-26 08:40 am (UTC)Nah. It'll be wrapped up and I'm not that bothered. I'll find out in July.
True. But the advantage to the interwebs is that you can't see me, so you can imagine me with effective pupp-eyes. Especially now that I've put the idea in your head. See, effective manipulation with minimal effort :D
I'm quaking in my boots...
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Date: 2008-05-27 07:55 pm (UTC)Man, even if I didn't think a present was going to be good, I still wouldn't be able to resist. You have mad present resisting skills. I'm not sure whether to be proud or horrified!
Pfft. I'm not believing a word of it. Especially as I know you're typing that while thinking mwah ha ha. I'm not falling for your games sistah!
Oh! You should be. I've been told by cruel and powerful men that the only thing they fear in the depth of their cold shrivelled hearts is ME. Dun dun dun.
ps I just made that last bit up :-)
pps but do you really think you could resist capitulating to my army of Jensens?
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Date: 2008-05-27 10:54 pm (UTC)It's the result of too many horrific disappointments - I wouldn't be too impressed.
Dammit. Note to self, try harder next time. And be more mysterious.
Why would I want to resist? I welcome an army of Jensens with open arms!
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Date: 2008-05-30 09:11 pm (UTC)Aww. Pets you.
Mwah ha ha. I'm eviler than you :-P
Um...because you fear them? (Too much pretty = ovaries exploding according to the interweb)
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Date: 2008-05-31 04:28 pm (UTC)No, I just have a soft spot for you. You're my achilles heel in the plan to take over the world (I figured it would be better to have an achilles heel that wasn't going to result in the failure of all my plotting...)
Sometimes...the interweb lies. And I have ovaries of titanium! (and now I have to say EW!)
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Date: 2008-05-31 06:15 pm (UTC)Hee. Me too. We's is plotting genuis' even if we do get sidetracked with the pretty naked boys. Mmmm. Pretty naked boys...wonders off to follow the eye candy...
Yeah, I can see the flaws in our planning :-)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Interweb is font of all knowledge.
I'm EWing with you. And also laughing. A lot.
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Date: 2008-06-01 03:36 am (UTC)So what you're actually saying here is that pretty naked boys are our achilles heels? Damn. Houston, we have a problem.
True. But it hides said knowledge amidst a plethora of lies.
*grins* I can admit to cracking a small smile too
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:06 pm (UTC)Oh god yeah. And no remakes of foreign films either. Soooo pointless.
I KNOW!!!!! But as the good twin, I'm willing to handle the porn while you concentrate on the world domination bit. That way we can both keep our focus :-)
Agreed. And you might want to add 'crap' to that list.
Good for you :-)
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Date: 2008-06-01 10:48 pm (UTC)Espcially since they make them badly.
Gee, thanks. That means I get no pretties. No wonder I'm bad!
Lies and crap go hand in hand. I thought you knew that?
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Date: 2008-06-02 09:43 pm (UTC)Oh god yes.
No...but you get to concentrate on evilness & planning while me & the naked boys talk about unicorns and rainbows. See. It all works so nicely.
But some lies are pretty. Like when they tell us ht the pretty boys are nekkid & touching each other.
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Date: 2008-06-03 09:04 pm (UTC)It's all very nice - except that I get no naked pretties. This is not a good thing you know. Evil masterminding does require inspiration!
Those are lies? *wide-eyed horror*
(oh, come on, I had to say it...)
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Date: 2008-06-05 06:24 pm (UTC)Hee. I can tell you everything they do! See that way you get the inspiration but none of the distraction. I can't believe I'm so selfless. Go me!
*laughs* I know. I would have too.
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Date: 2008-06-05 08:31 pm (UTC)It's all a little bit flat and uninspiring second hand though...
:D
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Date: 2008-06-08 02:37 am (UTC)Pictures?
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Date: 2008-06-08 11:43 am (UTC)Video!