J2 fic recs for stories where there may be some naughty touching going on

[lexzilla]

So, I had promised to write porn for siubhlach . That didn't happen. Instead, I read lots of porn. Go me.

But that means I now get to rec my favourites to you. I've labelled the list porn fics but what I really mean is stories where sex is the focus of or reason for the fic but that they can still sometimes be more than that. Only that didn't sound so catchy as a title.

Because of my preferences, these lean more towards bottom Jensen fics - but any fics totally in that direction can be found in the toppy Jared / bottom Jensen rec list - the toppy Jensen fics have been described as such.


J2 PORN FIC RECS

A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed by albydarned 
Written for slashfest 
Funny and filthy story where Jared’s on the phone talking Chad through the joys of gay sex while Jensen quietly and helpfully demonstrates on Jared’s body.

Always Wanting by truvariance 
Damn hot fic lingering on Jared giving an almost toppy Jensen a blowjob. “It took a moment for Jared to meet Jensen's gaze and he used the time to drink in the sight of that lean body before his eyes finally reached his friend's face. Jensen stood in front of him and just stared long and hard, his full bottom lip crushed between his teeth and Jared couldn't help but run his tongue along his own lips, anxious to taste that mouth; that fucking perfect mouth that knew so many dirty things to say at all the right times.”

American Appeal by la_folle_allure 
Written for padackles_1001 
If you like pretty objectified Jensen from Jared’s POV fics, then this is one for you. I find it ridiculously hot. Jared buys Jensen a pair of teeny shorts and then gets him to try them on during a party at Tom Welling’s house. “God, the shorts had fit like a second skin. Jared could barely breathe as the olive green material wrapped around his ass, as the black stripe went on to emphasize just how perfect the curve was. He fastened the shorts low low low on Jensen’s hips, mouth watering as the fabric pulled tightly across his visible bulge, restricting a great deal of his movement. Jared could honestly not recall a more arousing sight.”

And Your Back Is Arched by txtequilanights / offtheceiling 
“Fuck the flowers, whoever taught Jared that was getting a fucking Corvette. Unless it was Chad. He would just get a punch to the face.” Another toppyish Jensen fic made magnificent by the joy of the quote you’ve just read.

As It Falls by estrella30 
Wonderfully worded soft and sleepy early morning sex that’s warm, filled with contentment and rich with detail.

beautiful day outside (everything I need I got right here) by unperfectwolf 
Domestic schmoop sexing that’s as hot as it is sweet. Jared comes home to see Jensen wearing nothing but his shirt and that really makes him happy. “As he bends over, Jared realizes that his pink floral something shirt is all that Jensen's wearing, and he's blindingly hard in about two seconds. All he's wearing is a pair of loose basketball shorts and a t-shirt, neither of which can do anything to hide the fact. When Jensen looks up from petting the dogs, his eyes trail over Jared's body, catching on the sight of his tenting shorts.”

Blue Dog On A Yellow Couch by cathybites 
Banter filled hot-like-fire sex where a physically pliant Jared lets Jensen have his way with him.

Buy One Get One Free by stellamira 
Jensen gives Jared a book of sex vouchers for Christmas and Jared decides to cash a few in over the course of a weekend. I love this fic. Not because its hot, although it really is, but because its all still so very them – this is exactly the Jared and Jensen that we want them to be. Sweet, funny and loving. “The first thing Jared does once he's got Jensen naked on his bed is jerk Jensen off, nice and slow with a big wicked hand. Jensen tries to clarify that the voucher is for receiving a handjob, not giving it, but Jared obviously doesn't care. He's not letting up until Jensen is squirming under him, kicking the covers off of the bed. Jared smiles when Jensen finally comes and licks his hand clean after.”

Celebrity Sex Tapes (Everyone’s Got To Have One) by ifyouweremine 
Funny and yummy tale where Jared attempts to film the two of them getting down and dirty. The boys are sweet and adorable and you can feel the affection (and lust) between them.

Collapse Into Me With Tired Joy by marishna 
After the holidays, Jensen stops by Jared’s place for a late-night booty call and some reassurance in this tightly written fic.

Dirty by azewewish  and Enough by t_fic  and without_me 
Jared is in a semi-abusive BDSM relationship with Chad. Jensen shows Jared what it should be like. These are evocative and emotive fics with he second one also being pretty hot.

Fahrenheit or Centigrade by arabella_hope 
Sensual and ambient, this is about how the trust between the boys allows Jensen to play the way he wants to. With wax.

Fuckin’ Mike by annella 
Effortlessly funny story that starts when Jared gets a tattoo following a drunken night on the town with Rosenbaum, that manages to fit in some hot kinks; tattoos, money shots and hair pulling.

Gratuitous Boobs by lemmealone 
Written for j2_otpathon 
This fic just has the most perfectly wonderful snarky dialogue. Plus the sex is, like, smoking. The boys find themselves horny and in a hot tub after viewing all the boobs on display during a trip to the Playboy Mansion. “"Yeah," Jensen responded dreamily before he remembered himself, slapping the bored expression back onto his face before anyone noticed. Not that anyone was watching him, given the scenery, but he felt like they were - all it took was one opportunistic dick with a smuggled-in camera to catch them with a goofy expression of boob-induced lust and it'd be all over the internet in seconds.”

Happy Birthday To Me by affectingly 
A dirty talking Jared uses his hands to wish Jensen a happy birthday in this short but perfectly formed fic.

How Do I Love Thee (Let Me Count the Ways) and Enjoy the Flight by _doodle 
Written for spn_wank_off 
Impossible to read without smiling, these are delightfully funny and irresistible stories about Jared’s determination to wank Jensen off in as many places as possible. “It’s like Jared’s on some sort of mission to jerk Jensen off in every place he can imagine, and apparently it’s a really fucking long list. Not that Jensen’s complaining at all, because let’s face it: he’s getting jerked off here, there and everywhere, literally. He’s pretty much got a permanent shit-eating grin on his face and a just-well-fucked look about him that he knows is raising some eyebrows. Of course, every time he thinks about this and tries to tell Jared ‘no’ he sticks his hands down Jensen’s pants and all coherent thought goes out the window.”

I’ll Take You On by nu_breed 
Jensen gets toppy when he sees Jared’s new tattoo.

I’m Growing Fond Of You by wanttobeatree 
Cock competition fic! Jared makes a bet that Jensen is more a grower than a shower. Hilarious, dorky, awkward - they are such perfect boys in this.

If I Should Fall Behind by estrella30 
There’s something very sweet about this story, running underneath all the sexing. A club bathroom blowjob leads a lot more.

In Lust We Trust by stellamira 
Jensen ties Jared up and tries to make him come using only his words and his fingers. The ending to this is an absolute delight.

In This Moment by destina 
Evocative and soft, this is sex for comfort and strength. It’s romantic in all the right ways. “There are things Jensen considers saying, but he can't really form the words, and mercifully, Jared gets that. He gets his hands on Jensen's waist and turns him, slow, easy, back toward the bed, and Jensen lets himself fall, because Jared's falling with him. They separate again, easing back on the bed, and Jared picks up the comforter with one hand and draws it up over their legs, just over their hips.”

Just Between Y’all And the Wall by stir_of_echoes 
Remember those photos of Jensen leaning against a derelict wall? This is a dirty hot fic set at the shoot where Jensen’s face tempts Jared beyond all self-control.

(Know What Makes Me Tick) I Love It When You Lick by keepaofthecheez 
It’s Jensen verses Jared’s giant cock in this fantastically enjoyable, but seriously hot, fic. The chemistry between the two of them just hits the spot perfectly. “Jared whimpers a bit above him, but Jensen isn’t really paying attention. This is between him and Jared’s dick, and he’s not about to get schooled by ten--or eleven, jesus-- inches of fucking Padalecki cock.”

Like A Beautiful Dance Whore by transposition73 
Some grinding and groping on the dance-floor leads to more full-on action in a dark corner of the club.

Outtake by juice817 
This fic has a great mix of the sweet and the funny to go along side the sexing. Jared gets home from the set and decides to wake Jensen up.

Physical Therapy by agt_spooky 
Cute and adorable boys in a cute and adorable story. Jared gets a cast removed from his arm and decides he needs to work on regaining strength in his wrist muscles. Jensen’s body helps him out.

Plan B by _tianna_ 
Written for superpornsunday 
The boys are so hot for each other that their plan to see what it’s like to have slow sex fails completely. Good for us.

Preferably During Business Hours by marishna 
On set, Jared manages to tease and seduce Jensen by his ability to wear a towel with nothing underneath it. Dirty-hot wonderful trailer sex ensues. “It was hard enough when within the script it called for Jared to be naked (or only nearly naked although he certainly saw to that well enough). The look on Jensen's face as Jared came out of the bathroom wasn't acting. At all. Seeing him emerge from the set bathroom with the water running down his chest, the towel slung so low that he could see his... well, it didn't matter what he could see.”

Slick and Sticky by nutkin 
Gah! Dirty hot bathroom blowjob porn. “It was filthy; it was so, so filthy. Justin fucking Timberlake was blaring out in the club, and he was here on his knees in some bathroom stall, mercifully bereft of up-and-comers doing blow, or whatever the hell else you thought would happen in this kind of place. There wasn't anyone in here, hadn't been since Jared muscled his way through the crowds with his hand tucked down the front of Jensen's slacks and shoved him right on in.”

Slow Ride, Take It Easy by dea_liberty 
Written for j2_otpathon 
Dreamy and lazy early morning sex that’s beautiful realised. A real pleasure to read.

Souvenir by lazy_daze 
Jensen picks up a souvenir on the set of Ten Inch Hero which leads to dirty hot kilt!porn.

Taste Your Shine by truvariance 
Damn hot Texas belt buckle porn.

The Circle H Bar & Grille by uschickens 
Wonderful exploration of the slow-build sexual tension between the two boys during an evening out played out through detail and atmosphere.

The Early Bird Catches the Worm by benitle 
Mmmm. Slow, lazy and loving early morning shower porn with hints of a pliant Jensen and toppy Jared. Hits all my fic kinks perfectly. “He pulls Jensen back, back against his body until hot, naked skin is touching. They barely managed to dress before they fell asleep last night, sex taking their last bit of strength after a long day. Jared’s body reacts to the feeling of Jensen’s so flush with him, perfectly aligned. Jensen writhes a little, rubbing his butt against Jared’s growing erection and Jared can’t help the sharp intake of breath. If he didn’t know better, he’d say that Jensen did it on purpose.”

The Mile-High Club by ifyouweremine 
This fic is messy, dirty and wonderfully real. As the title says, the boys join the mile-high club. I love the image of those two strapping boys trying to fit into the tiny space of an aeroplane bathroom, let alone do anything else.

The Wallsex by quiet1fic 
Smoking hot doing it up against the wall fic. If you like size-differential porn, then this is the one for you because this Jensen, well he likes it too.

Under My Skin by jadedpen 
Sizzling and delicious ink-kink fic based around the tattoos Sam and Dean get. Throw in an alpha-Jared and you’ve got one hot fic, but it’s one that also manages to reveal a real domestic sweetness about their relationship. “He should smack Jared’s huge paws away, really, or at least plant his feet and tell the enormous puppy in no uncertain terms that he’s not a chew toy. But he doesn’t. He can’t. When Jared goes alpha, Jen responds like he’s been trained—and he sort of has. So instead of protesting, he lets himself be Jared-handled onto the messy, unmade bed.”

You Still Have Morning Gunk On Your Face But I’m Gonna Sex You Anyway by mikhale 
Jared comes home to see a sleep-mussed Jensen looking fuckable while loitering in the kitchen and decides to do something about it. Great domestic schmoop porn.

You Want To Put That Where?! and Oh, So That's How It Works! by siubhlach 
Dirty talking, size-kink, toy play and gratuitous use of Jensen’s ass all feature in these scorchingly hot but also pretty funny fics where Jared is just a little too big for Jensen to handle. Really, is there any better image than one of Jensen being all cranky because he isn’t getting enough cock in him? “So, to put it simply, Jared hadn’t fit, and Jensen is mightily pissed about it. He likes being fucked. No, actually, he loves being fucked. It’s always hard work with him and he always needs a lot of prep and near infinite patience but oh holy shit, it’s worth it. Except for last night. Infinite fucking patience be damned, it had all just been one huge, epic failure that had left Jared bemused and Jensen frustrated and neither of them particularly satisfied.”

Also, happy birthday ala_tariel :D

Comments

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Um...We're not in charge?

*g* Well with such an awesome and smart prompter on those fics, they were bound to hit all my happy place fic kinks. Mmmmm.

Cool. 2010 sound good?

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

I thought we were. Did you not send out the memo?

*snorts* You know what I like best about you? Your humble and self-effacing nature...

Around the same time I actually finish of these epic-long fics I'm supposed to be working on then?

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

I got our minions too. Apparently, because they don't exist, they can't be trusted to do anything. Stupid minions.

Hee. Yeah.

It's a deal! *high five* I need to breakfast club & sexass playboy bunny Jensen at least. Gah! I am rubbish without the deadlines.

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

Fail. Epic, epic fail.

I have a Sweet Charity deadline of January 5. Wanna share that one with me? I'll write RoE fic and you write Breakfast Club...

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Once we create them, we should make them pay. Um...and then start again because we would have broken then.

Hmmm. Y'know, that almost sounds doable. I've got to spend a few nights in Cardiff for work in Nov & Dec & I'll have very little to do of an evening....

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a little bit more effort than I signed on for...

Excellent. Then lets adopt that plan and you can chivvy me along when I don't get anything written :D

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Agreed. What we need is minions to make our minions.

Coolio. And you can offer me chocolate when I do sod all ;-)

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

This is getting complicated. I'm going to need minions to organise all the minions...

So, chocolate's the carrot then? What's the stick, withdrawing your preview privileges until you write something? :D

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Maybe we need a flow chart?

There is no stick. That's just cruel and makes me sad. Sad me = unproductive me. So really it's best just to pamper me at all times :D

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

Colour-coded?

But excessive pampering makes you lazy...

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah and maybe a pie-chart.

Nah uh. Sooooo not true. But we should test the hypothesis by pampering me anyway...

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

We could fill an entire flip pad with these things. Or, ooh, OHP tedium.

Why do that if you already know it's not true?

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. OHPs...nice. Might I also suggest a b&w crookedly photocopied handout?

Um...because I'm an evil genius? And this way should net me pampering x 2.

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

That does work. Although I was thinking of death by powerpoint which means we can have "too small to read unless you own an industrial strength microscope" notes printouts.

I like your delusions. They're entertaining...

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

Nice. We can read through it, slowly & in detail, using only one tone of voice. Might I suggest going the unusual route of high pitched and grating as opposed to flat & dull?

And true.

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, shaking it up a little there. I like it. I was also thinking of having jiggling letters just to really hack everybody off...

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

OOOH NICE! See, we totally ARE evil masterminds. *go us*

[siubhlach.livejournal.com]

We rock!

[lexzilla.livejournal.com]

And Jensen agrees.