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Ooh! Thank you whoever gave me the gold star...it's so bright and shiny. I love it.

S'cause you're a star.

With a secret admirer no less. You lucky girl, you.

See. That. That = sweetie. I have evidence. You can't fight it.

Do you think it was the kitten army?

That wasn't sweetness. That was strategic flattery.

They're not very secretive really though, are they? I see them more as...demanding attention-whores.

Hmmmmm. But isn't that only done when you want something...And I cant see you asking for any Leonard Cohen tunes :-P

Phht. They're too teeny for anyone to see.

I'm setting up a good karma account for later. Saves me having to be nice when I'm stressed out about something :D

Ah, but for that we have magnifying glasses. It's like a pre-emptive counter-attack or something.

Hahaha. Much as it will pain you...like you've ever not been nice to me.

Yeah, but while your bending low with your magnifying glass one way, another wave would swoop round the back. They've got mad tactic skillz.

I do it stealthily so you never notice *smirks*. I'm covering myself so that you can't hurt me when I end up writing bandslash...

Goddam moggies!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Bandslash = bad (because I don't read it). Beside haven't you got 8 billion J2 fics to work through first. Need I mention ZOMBIES?

Hee. Pics of my baby are up. You can coo.

Please. I can entirely multitask!

No. More. Some of which I can't remember (although I couldn't forget the zombies...)

Do I have to?

*sulks* But...but...What will Wentworth do? He'll be heartbroken when you leave him for Pete Someoneorother or is that the wrong band? Maybe you could compromise & do a j2 are in a band fic? Oooh. Rival emo bands with Jared being bitchy about Jensens band in the press but secretly lusting after him. Wentworth the Rolling Stone reporter who gets in there first. Jensen pretty....

HOW CAN YOU FORGET ZOMBIES????

Pfft. You failed at it ;-P

Wrong band but close. Hey, that's veering dangerously close to a J2/bandslash crossover (I actually had a wincest one in mind at one point...)

I didn't. I forgot all the smutty things

That's all a matter of perspective...

*deciding against infilicting a mix tape of the worst songs about stars on lex* I saw a review of Bonny Prince Billy's latest. It was by a really crappy reviewer who I hate. He said its mostly instrumental...

LOL. Man, as long as Simply Red (ick) wasn't anywhere near it...

Grr. People with crappy tastes should not be allowed near public forums. Do you want me to upload a copy for you so you can check it out?

Noooooo!

What about "You Don't Have To Be A Star (to be in my show)" by Marilyn McCoo And Billy Davis Jr. I think its a 70s song? Really, really sad.

*starts looking at star songs* millions... but I think the above is the worst ;o)

Hee. I take it it's good that I don't know that one then?

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