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It was, Jared thought while cradling the cherished new release in his hands, possibly one of the most lurid video covers he’d ever seen.

“Pretty boys are made for men…to hunt! Set your sights on the tastiest game of them all” ran the tagline in bright, blood red letters, emblazoned on a naked male torso, the groin area hidden by shots of multiple Jensen Ackles in various states of semi naked disarray, screaming and running in different directions while behind was a group of heavily mustached men wielding guns, cross bows and axes.

Twink Hunt was going to be the best film ever. Or at least one of many diamonds in the rough that he and Chad encountered in their never ending quest to watch every low budget exploitation, sexploitation, blacksploitation, nunsploitation and splatter gore-fest type film they could get their hands on. All on video of course, because no good films ever showed at their local multiplex.

And as if choice dialogue, jungle locales, nude flesh and stunning violence weren’t enough, it also starred low-budget favorite Jensen Ackles, the prettiest boy to ever grace a movie screen and well, for Jared, that just made everything better.

He knew what he’d be doing that evening.



Index | Trailer | Main Feature Part 1 | Intermission | Main Feature Part 2 | Main Feature Part 3 | Lights Up In The Theater | OST - The Blood Spattered Samurai

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Date: 2009-05-15 09:40 am (UTC)
drgaellon: Jareth is in Sparklypoo House (Bowie Sparklypoo)
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I can testify, from personal knowledge... it's not all that creepy. (Yes, there is, in fact, a gay porn video by that name.)

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Date: 2009-05-16 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexzilla.livejournal.com
Cool. I did not know that :)

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