So it's got nothing to do with the fact that you're hiding down the other end of the country then, hmmm?

I would normally agree. But I refuse to take the blame for Chad. Chad is not my fault.

See, you're assuming it's a Chad specific thing again. And I have more time spent (just) in learning how to ignore annoyances than Chad has in being one. Soooooooooo...I win :D